So guys, today I was going to class, but figured my time would be better spent making more vlogs at the apple store in hopes that my YouTube celebrity status will finally take off. I couldn’t figure out how to get the video onto YouTube, so I’m gonna give you guys an outline of what I said. Basically here it is in a nutshell:

Today I wanna talk about the importance of getting your education, and to give you all some pointers on increasing your photography skills.

One rule: digital sucks. It’s all about holga and fisheye guys. And don’t ever use 35 mm film, it’s too easy to develop. Make sure that your photos are of your friends at parties drinking Pabst blue ribbon, and if they’re not dressed well, don’t bother. When people are browsing your tumbleblog or flickr account, you want to put out an image that you run with a crowd as hip as you are.

Now you may be wondering, mark, what kind of bike do you ride. Well isn’t it obvious? I ride a fixed gear, but i converted it back to a single speed because let’s face it, nobody really liked fixed, it’s too hard. I’m the kind of rider who likes to pull my bike out of the garage once every couple months, call up all of my hipster douche friends and go ride in midtown, or if we can afford it, Portland or Seattle. The goal is to be seen by people have them think, wow that guy is awesome. Oh and guys, just a tip, you need to have a ton of spoke cards to make it look like you’re an experienced racer, and ride very slowly to avoid putting out physical effort and ruining your new American apparel summer t deep v and vest with needless sweat stains.

Anyways, I hope that was insightful and you guys are inspired to go out and shoot some sick shots of dewy leaves with your fisheye or shred up a parking lot on your sweet Republic Bikes fixed gear from urbanoutfitters.com. Or don’t. I don’t care.

Whatever.