Drinking, smoking, oddly placed knit caps.. It’s all a part of who I am and what makes me unique. So first, how about some introductions:

My name is Marc. I don’t really know what to say about this thing. I saw somebody using tumblr so I decided to get one in case it did in fact turn out to be popular. I don’t really care, but if does get big, I want everyone to know that I heard of it first.

Anyways, basically what I’m gonna do is get on here and document my daily experiences. Nothing fancy, just all of the awesome things I do with my life. because keeping those to myself would just be selfish. People need to know about the awesome shit I do. I keep it stylish, I keep it real, and I, Marc, am the true definition of a hipster.

A few things about me: I hang my saggy beanie in Seattle. Bottom line, dopest place on earth. You haven’t lived until you’ve ridden your fixed gear conversion to the Starbucks at Pike’s place and connected your iPhone to their WIFI.

So basically, here’s a typical day for me in a nutshell. Wake up whenever I want, do whatever I want, and go to bed whenever I want…or not at all, whatever! It’s all about me and all about what’s in. Cocaine? Sure I’ll try it as long as other people are too. Pabst Blue Ribbon, MOST DEFINITELY! That beer tastes like absolute piss water but I’m into it anyways.

You may be asking, Marc, do you have a job to support this lifestyle? You might as well be asking: Is it hip to listen to Nickelback? Of course not, I’m not part of that corporate machine. I refuse to waste my very important time conforming like the rest of American society. No, I’m a student of course. Your next question is probably going to be, “Oh wow, Marc, do you go to the University of Seattle?” No way. That shit is for the children of brainwashed yuppies like you. I’m a student of the world. Why go to class when Leo Tolstoy and Dostoevsky are sitting right on your bookshelf ready to teach you everything you need to know? Every social situation can be handled by reading “The Metamorphosis” by Franz Kafka.

Classical books and classical looks: that’s who I am. That’s who I will be, and that’s all I’ll ever be.

Follow me. Or not. I don’t actually care. But this shit is gonna be huge, so you jump on the bandwagon now before it gets too big.